2011 Beaver Queen Pageant
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1. Select the 2011 Beaver Queen Pageant contestant of your choice

2. Fill in the number of votes you want to cast then click on the "Vote for Contestant" button. NOTE: You don't need a PayPal account to vote for these candidates.

3. Review your results in the BQP-ECWA Shopping Cart and click on "Continue shopping" to return here and cast more votes or click on "Proceed to checkout" to validate your votes.

Cherry Cherry Bang Bang

After Cherry's father disappeared in a mysterious plane crash in the deep bush of the Congo, she was forced to flee her evil uncle Baron Von Burstedam, her bodice stuffed to the brink with secret family recipes. She found a home in Beaver Country and has won the heart of the locals by becoming a generous purveyor of her family's Bang Bang DaBeava sweet treats. Whether adorned with cream or doused in dark chocolate, Cherry always seems to have a warm pie ready and waiting to keep all of the citizens satisfied, men and women alike. She hopes to turn her hand soon to cataloguing obscure flora and fauna and designing elaborate and unreasonable shoes for women. In the meantime, she invites you to sample her delicious wares anytime.
 
 

Fur Pelton John

Fresh off his front-row appearance at the Royal Wedding of Wills and Kate, Fur Pelton John embodies all that is a true Beaver Queen. Dedicated to both the environment and fashion, he’s slapping his tail in anticipation of the 2011 Beaver Queen Pageant. The furrier twin of another well-known entertainer, Fur Pelton is ready to put the glam in Stream Punk. Mark his words…the beaver is back! Join him at the lodge at the end of the stream on June 4, 2011.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Magnolia Beaver

Miss Magnolia Beaver grew up on a showboat performing musical numbers for eager crowds up and down the river. Her favorite moments came when adoring fans threw bouquets onto the stage at her feet. Flowers are still the fastest way to Magnolia's heart, and she believes there is nothing more beautiful than a wetland in full bloom. Now that Miss Magnolia and her leading man have paddled ashore to settle in Durham, this beaver can most often be found working in the garden outside of her lodge or admiring the wildflowers along Ellerbe Creek. As queen, Miss Magnolia will work hard to keep every beaver's pelt petal fresh as a daisy.
 
 
 
 

Muddy Waters & The Blues Beavas

Muddy Waters was born in a ramshackle lodge at the wrong end of Ellerbe Creek. Suffering came easy and early. She was given her first blues harp by her mammy who lay dying beneath a tree that had fallen the wrong way. With that harp in her paws, Muddy blew with all her heart. It wasn’t long before she attracted the attention of beaver-loving brothers Elmwood and Jake. When the threesome finally quit messing with their slimy logs and started playing some music, the result was a band so powerful it could turn bull piss into gasoline. Muddy has been pelting out a bluesy mix of swamp music ever since.
 
 
 

Syntheia Finklepott

Mme Finklepott tours the USA with her confidant and traveling companion, Montague Jacques Fromage. They raid airships and sell the booty. Mme Finklepott is a misfit and troublemaker of the most enjoyable sort. She is easily bored by rules and holds little regard for the status quo. Change the world-Vote Finklepott.
 
 
 

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2. Fill in the amount of your judge payoff then click on the "Buy A Judge" button. NOTE: You don't need a PayPal account to vote for these candidates.

3. Review your results in the BQP-ECWA Shopping Cart and click on "Continue shopping" to return here and cast more votes or click on "Proceed to checkout" to validate your votes.

Mr. Sweet Meat

Mr. Sweet Meat bought to you by Brian Bottger, Only Burger. Has the only meat beavers will eat. Mr Sweet Meat is known across the country for having the ONLY meat a beaver will eat. He gained this reputation by taking his truck around the state and gaining fans far and wide. Mr. Meat ONLY uses fresh ingredients in his meat and has been actively involved in making sure Beavers and all critters eat well. It’s not easy to entice a Beaver to eat meat; they usually ONLY eat hardwood but with the techniques taught to them by Mr. Sweet Meat, they have learned how to chomp down on a nice piece of meat and to enjoy it! Mr. Meat says, “Give me a beaver and one bite of my sweet meat will have them begging for more!”
 
Brian Bottger brought to you by Only Burger. Learn more HERE

Carol Anderson

 
Carol Anderson brought to you by Vaguely Reminiscent. Learn more HERE

Jana Bradley

Casbeav bought to you by Jana Bradley, Casbah. Casbeav is a mystical, magical beaver from the Ancient Orient, who – if found – will grant three wishes (if you rub her tail right). Usually found reveling at her local oasis. Loves shiny things and pretty songs and is easily swayed by both.
 
Jana Bradley brought to you by Casbah. Learn more HERE

Jennings Brody

 
Jennings Brody brought to you by Parker & Otis. Learn more HERE

Charles Gnawson Reilly

Charles Gnawson Reilly bought to you by Sean Wilson, Fullsteam Brewery. Campier than a beaver compound, Charles Gnawson Reilly leads a large life…even bigger than his trademark glasses. He may be best known for his appearances on the popular TV game show “Gnawleywood Squares.” He’s a friend to all beavers, but he hasn’t touched one since high school. And while many may think Charles Gnawson Reilly wakes up at the break of dawn with a scotch on the rocks-sure aging in an oak barrel is a beaver’s dream-he’s actually a craft beer kind of guy.
 
Sean Wilson brought to you by Fullsteam Brewery. Learn more HERE

Chief Beaver Believer

A starry-eyed gal who rejoices in the differences represented in the community around her, Chief Beaver Believer makes her living encouraging the migration of other species to Durham (but promptly sends them home after relieving them of their money and sating them with a great cultural experience). She enjoys tipping back some branch water with a friend or two and scavenging around Durham with other omnivores to find the best grub. A fan of music, the arts and gardening at her home bordering the Eno River, she says her vote will go to the contestant with the most innovative plan to bring a little beauty into the world of Durham.
 
Shelly Green brought to you by Durham Convention & Visitor Bureau. Learn more HERE